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THE STINGRAY THREAT

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 22, 2008, 12:56 PM


Holy shit, you guys. The stingrays are out for blood! Check it:

This woman died of RAY TO THE FACE. YOU COULD BE NEXT.

Seriously, this should be a campaign issue. Health care? WHAT GOOD IS HEALTHCARE WHEN THE STINGRAYS ARE ON A RAMPAGE?!?! Somewhere in the Caribbean, they are circling, declaring in the secret tongue of stingrays, "Steve Irwin was only the first to fall!"

But dude! Read the article! These suckers are so hardcore, they kill people with their faces!

I KNOW RIGHT.

If you want to fight back, join the Stingray Threat Undercover Defenses (S.T.U.D.) today!


In other news, there are sometimes certain things you don't want to hear, ever, under certain circumstances.

As some of you know, it's been a crazy term, but I am finally taking spring break off and am back in my old hometown for the week. My dad's house is pretty nice digs, and it's always good to be back, so everything's shiny, aye?

Only yesterday morning, I go upstairs to fix some breakfast, go near the sink, and out of the blue I hear this furious buzzing. And on the windowsill appears not one, but two bees.

Some of you may also know that I have a strong dislike, bordering on crippling fear, of bees. That being said, I am not exaggerating when I say that these bees appeared to have crawled from the pits of apian Hell. They were the same shape as a honey bee, but larger, and black, not in the fuzzy-fat-happy bumblebee way, but this creepy Venom : Spiderman :: Beelzebee : NORMAL BEE way. (For anyone who never had to do analogies as a kid, you were deprived.)

So I call my father up, as he is out making his musical therapist rounds (don't ask.)
"So, Dad. Did you, perchance, know that there are bees in the kitchen?"

This was one of those situations where there are certain things you really do not want to hear. For example, my father's response:
"Oh, funny story, that...."

Funny story? Funny story?! Funny story is Lady Getting Smeared by a Stingray. Funny story is not our kitchen being flooded with Satan's Honeymakers. Apparently bees in the kitchen is a recurring thing. All I'm sayin' is if they don't get to steppin', Raid's gonna be a recurring thing too. >[

Also I totally got to see Barack Obama last night. He was, like, ten feet away. It was so damn cool. A side note--not to wax too political here, but--well, if you're voting Republican, power to ye, but if you're more left-leaning and you're undecided? I'd nudge you towards Obama. Not because Hillary is the Great Satan, but (partially) because she's not exactly the Gaming Industry's best friend, and I know that actually is something that impacts a lot of you guys.  

Plus, the dame eats babies. So. You know. Yeah.





In closing,

THE STINGRAY WANTS FLESH.



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  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: Queen Anne's Revenge, Flogging Molly
  • Watching: HOLY CRAP IT'S A STINGRAY
  • Playing: GET IN THE BOAT
  • Eating: OH WAIT, SCRATCH THAT
  • Drinking: GET ON LAND
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:iconaxel-pyroguy:
These types of things make me wonder if Hilary Cinton is really just a giant stingray in disguise out to kill us all with her video game hate! and her stingray army!!
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:iconsola84:
Sadly there are ignorant people out there hunting the stingrays because of deaths like these, as if other humans are not more of a threat to us!

I couldn't help but notice the picture of the lady's hat on the stingray and the drop of blood in front of it amusing in a sick way. The stingrays are warning us to stay out of their ocean, even being on a boat isn't safe.

You shouldn't be afriad of bees, it's wasps that are out to get us, although I heard they are recuriting bees for spying, since they look harmless enough...
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:iconwhite-kitten:
HILARY IS CONTROLING THE STINGRAYS, SATAN'S IN LEAGUE WITH THE BEES, NATURE'S OUT TO GET US. politics are involved. omg we're all gonna die.
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:iconbloody-red-sporks:
there was another story where a stingray killed an 80year old man off the keys like 5 years ago or summat like that.
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:iconneon-silver:
You have no clue how hard it is for me to not make a Steve Irwin joke right now....you really don't...
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:iconkilo-monster:
Kilo-Monster Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Let us never forget that they also got Steve. ;A; Those stingrays are goin' DOOOOOWN!
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:iconshirabliss:
HOLY...?!?!? :faint:

save us D:>
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:iconbobrox15:
As long as nobody finds out I've been smuggling them from the ocean to their secret base in the midwest. We shall take over America from the inside! All Hail Stingrays!!!!!

Seeing Political Candidates is cool, I got to Shake Obama's hand.

Hillary is just killing herself now, she's made so many comments about Obama only winning "the votes that don't matter"
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:iconnodwolf:
nodwolf Mar 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'll join S.T.U.D.! I'll be your numba 2 man Miss Ian!
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:iconphilrey:
PhilRey Mar 22, 2008  Student General Artist
That's frightening.
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