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Alrighty lads an' lassies, it's about time for that judgin' bsns of
's Infractus Fatality,
Round One. Apologies for the delay--had a sudden influx of unexpected midterms bogging me down (ba-dum-pshhh)
all week. But enough of that!
And so for your viewing
.. pleasure, without further ado, I give you the winners of Round One, as presented (and with commentary) from everyone's favorite wretch of a horrible old harpy, Granny Lil!
(Please bear in mind that this is
in-character. I think you all did a wonderful job, and it was very hard to decide the non-default matches. But to Granny Lil, there are three categories for people to fall into: Shameless Prostitutes, Vulgar Heathens, and her favorite, Godless Homosexuals.
If you are male and not a doctor, lawyer, farmer, or soldier, or en route to such, you fall into the last category.)
Though it pains me to award a victory to a woman who shows her ankles like a prostitute,
I cannot abide spitting in my nice clean swamp!
Because this young man's opponent defaulted! Lily-livered hooligan!
The scandalizingly-clad young harlot and the scrawny young man at least had a shred of an idea about the dangers of my swamp. But the girl and her robot put the swamp to use in a way that might
mean she stays alive.
But mind you stay off my garden.
Another default! For shame!
Now bugger off. Granny needs to go watch her stories.
(If any of you guys have questions or concerns, lemme know. I'll be a bit more willing to chat than Granny Lil. xD)