I lost it right aboooout...there. XD MAN, you've got a knack for alternating dramatic plot pacing with awesome one-liners. I was almost able to hold it together at "KRAKKAPLEEZ!" and "He got me monologuing!, " but Mace Windu put me over the line. It's not often I can really say LOL and mean that I am actually laughing out loud, but this was one of those times.
Man, you better get to go on in this tournament thing, or else I'm gonna be going into Annie/Professor withdrawal or somethin'.
I'm sorry, I haven't even read the rest of the comments to see how many people said this but
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
lulz. 4chan refs abound! Hooray for the asshole of the internetz!
Well I'm pretty sure you're aware by now that what you have crafted here is pure brazillian cocaine. Golden cocaine. I'm going to have to find more kidneys to sell to support this habit. Brilliant all around, m'friend!